Vampires

Vampires are known enemies of the Sasquatch race. Like Sasquatches, they covertly manipulate human society to further their agendas. Unlike Sasquatches, however, who operate mostly in forests and caves through long-distance mind control, vampires have infiltrated all facets of human society.

Vampires are split into various regional sects, largely based on the appropriately available plant or vegetable needed for the conversion. Bigfoot has heavily disrupted the growth and supply of leeks in the Younited States, the Piguchen induction plant.

The cool and unique idiosyncratic twist on these particular representation of vampires is that they immediately ejaculate in direct sunlight, ruining their local reputation and thus ability to manipulate others. However, some vampires have used this to their advantage. The manner of vampiric cummulation varies from vampire to vampire, and rarely has any relation to their clan or brood:
 * Flintlocks: Cum once when in contact with sunlight, and do not do so again until the original stain has dried.
 * Hib-Eairws: Cum continuously under sunlight. Will expend their food energy and eventually internal organs if not removed quickly.
 * Public Menaces: Extremely rare condition where the vampire cums on command. Through what appears to be providence, this condition only belongs to those naturally capricious or pranksterous in nature.